Medicine vs Astrology in Ireland

[727Sky]

Subject: Astrology in Ireland
Medicine vs Astrology in Ireland
 
For those who believe in horoscopes this is serious!
During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor,
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."
Paddy said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
"Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke in your arse."

Ouch and not nice !!

[Wallfire]

Reminds me of the story of a nurse who walked in to a bank, and took her pen out to fill in a form. To her surprise she found it was not her pen but a rectal thermometer. Dam she said, some ass hole got  my pen