The US & UK, Differences?

[guohua]

They say there is a difference between the US and the UK when it comes to dating.
Boyfriends in the US:

Boyfriends in the UK:


Tinder in the US:

Tinder in the UK:





 Pregnancy announcements in the US:


Pregnancy announcements in the UK:


Hitting on people in the US:

Hitting on people in the UK:


Why people break up in the US:

Why people break up in the UK:







Valentine's gifts in the US:



Valentine's gifts in the UK:


Proposals in the US:

Proposals in the UK:



Relationship goals in the US:

Relationship goals in the UK:


 

[Ninurta]

I've just realized that I can't speak English.

WTF did those say? The hell is a "fitty" - and why would one introduce milk into it?

[Daitengu]

If recall correct on uk slang .....  a fitty is a fit attractive woman .....    an put milk in it is equivalent to get her knocked up .....  least think is right .... english makes my head hurt .....

[guohua]

I've just realized that I can't speak English.

WTF did those say? The hell is a "fitty" - and why would one introduce milk into it?

I didn't know either until Daitengu just explained it.

Great Comical stuff though.

[gordi]

I think "fitty" is indeed fit & attractive.
BUT "Milk in First" is probably an innocent reference to tea/coffee making where some people make the sacrilegious mistake of actually putting the milk in BEFORE the hot water. In some places in the UK this is a hanging offense as the tea never reaches the correct temperature to "mask" properly and the coffee will not dissolve properly, leaving hideous little brown lumps floating in it.
Admitting to "putting the Milk in First" is by way of a test, to see if your suitor will still like you. In the case above... HELL NO!

All I gathered from the comparison between US and UK courting habits was that US girls appear to be "Easy" & Dumb as a Rock, and that UK guys are largely Feckless Arses.

vive la difference!

 

G (in a Kilt).