The 'Creepy Campfire Stories' Contest is Open !!

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... Who doesn't like a good - scary and creepy - campfire story?

What...?!

To sit outside on a rotting piece of wood and stare into a pyre of dead wood,
whilst the dark forest around you rustles with sounds of God-knows-what?

To listen to an imaginary account that is deliberately designed to disturb your
sleep later and stop you from leaving the tent to urinate?

To hear about some terrible degrading things that humanity is capable of
conjuring-up -in the sick hopes of the narrator it makes the listeners bodies
react in the manner used in fight-or-flight situations?

To subconsciously force men to slowly place a hand in front of their testicles
and demand women to fold their arms across their bosoms with the deceitful
gesture that they're intently interested about the snogging-couple in the car
and the grinning man with the hook for a hand?

To question your own bravery as you pull up your pants from your night time
ablutions and ignore the blinking 'too-far-apart' eyes in the nearby bushes?

To wonder -as you finally drift off to sleep just before dawn, whether they
really did catch the sodomising, axe-carrying maniac that was purported to
inhabit these woods?

Er... Well, yes. I would like to hear these types of yarns, please.