09-11-2022, 01:15 PM
(09-11-2022, 08:44 AM)BIAD Wrote:(09-11-2022, 03:59 AM)727Sky Wrote:Quote:Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Perth and the other to Sydney. They agree to meet every ten years in Adelaide to play golf and catch up with each other...
On behalf of my wife and I...
Keep 'em coming, Sky!!
Just for you BIAD...
Quote: A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients"
"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad , and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table,
spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'
"T’underin' lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes…"