05-01-2022, 05:11 PM
(04-24-2022, 11:16 PM)Michigan Swamp Buck Wrote: And just to "keep it up" . . .
Dolphins have a long prehensile penis that they can grasp things with and whales have a penis bone to support their massive member. Snakes, often used as a phallic symbol, also have penises for those who didn't know.
Long ago a good friend of mine, out of the blue one day, started to complain that everything was penises. He went on to explain what he meant and made a good argument. I'd say, "What about this or what about that?" and he could explain how it was related to a penis. The guy was kind of a dick come to think of it.
Not just whales have penis bones. Most mammals have at least the vestiges of a penis bone. Raccoons have one that is curved with a hole in one end for passage of the ureter - those used to be made into needles by sharpening the distal end and using the hole to hold the thread/sinew for sewing.
Humans are one of the few mammals that have entirely lost the bone for their boner.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’