American Penises Are Only 59th Biggest In World

[hounddoghowlie]

Explanation: According to my father, the poet ...

Its the long and thin that slips right in that does NOT please the ladies ... BUT its the short and thick that does the trick to produce bonny wee babies!

Personal Disclosure: LOL! You want me to comment on average erect penis sizes eh???

Sorry to be a prick ok but it seems like a literal dick sizing contest here and I find I have no need to boast nor have any regrets about my genitalia currently.

However your mileage may vary in length and so I suggest that ...

More girth has more worth than the longness of a schlong ok!

Having erected that argument in such a seminal discussion I find I have been textually ballsy to ejaculated enough funny logic about penis sizes to cover basically everything that it sticks to and maybe it will plant a seed that gives birth to even more bold and wild thread topics in the future.

Back in my childhood when my Pop was a partner in a chicken farm, he made a poster for the mens restroom.
He called it Instructions for using a indoor outhouse.

Me and my brother have tried to remember all of the instructions. We can only agree on the very last one.

All ducks with short bills, stand closer to the pond.