03-29-2022, 05:02 AM
Guilty as charged, and damned proud of it.
I'm a Boomer, and every year, on Earth Day, to mark the holiday, I burn a pile of discarded tires I have spent the previous year gathering from the river bank. We don't have enough carbon in our lives, but I am doing my part to rectify that. I send huge black columns of carbon into the sky to disperse and make our world a better place to live.
Who the hell wants to live in a frozen wasteland when they can live in a tropical paradise?
Damned straight - carbon forever!
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I'm a Boomer, and every year, on Earth Day, to mark the holiday, I burn a pile of discarded tires I have spent the previous year gathering from the river bank. We don't have enough carbon in our lives, but I am doing my part to rectify that. I send huge black columns of carbon into the sky to disperse and make our world a better place to live.
Who the hell wants to live in a frozen wasteland when they can live in a tropical paradise?
Damned straight - carbon forever!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’