05-02-2021, 05:24 AM
It's more than just McDonalds. This is a conspiracy of vast proportions.
Have you ever eaten at Taco Bell? Every one has a coffee machine. have you EVER gotten a cup of coffee at Taco Bell? I bet not. I have never been able to get a cup of coffee at Taco Bell, not even while pointedly staring at the coffee machine while ordering coffee.
One night in the 1990's after getting off duty, I went to every single Taco Bell in Greensboro, NC, seeking a cup of coffee. Every single one, in sequence. It took me two hours of driving to cover them all. Not one, not a SINGLE ONE, had a working coffee machine. They were all "broken". I finally broke down and ordered a cup of that nasty McDonald's coffee at a McDonalds. At least their machine was working.
After that, I made it a point to order coffee at Taco Bells all across the nation, whenever I went to one. None ever, EVER had a working coffee machine, despite the fact that every one I went to had one. None of them were EVER working.
It's a nefarious plot, I tell ya!
This is odd, since Taco Bell claims to be a Mexican restaurant. I have never been to a Hispanic restaurant, anywhere on Earth, that did not serve coffee. In some countries, and Mexico in particular, coffee and beer are the only safe way to get untainted water - the boiling kills the bacteria that give one the trots, A.K.A "Montezuma's revenge", and worse.
How in the hell can a restaurant bill itself as "Mexican" and not serve coffee?
This conspiracy runs deep. Very deep indeed!
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Have you ever eaten at Taco Bell? Every one has a coffee machine. have you EVER gotten a cup of coffee at Taco Bell? I bet not. I have never been able to get a cup of coffee at Taco Bell, not even while pointedly staring at the coffee machine while ordering coffee.
One night in the 1990's after getting off duty, I went to every single Taco Bell in Greensboro, NC, seeking a cup of coffee. Every single one, in sequence. It took me two hours of driving to cover them all. Not one, not a SINGLE ONE, had a working coffee machine. They were all "broken". I finally broke down and ordered a cup of that nasty McDonald's coffee at a McDonalds. At least their machine was working.
After that, I made it a point to order coffee at Taco Bells all across the nation, whenever I went to one. None ever, EVER had a working coffee machine, despite the fact that every one I went to had one. None of them were EVER working.
It's a nefarious plot, I tell ya!
This is odd, since Taco Bell claims to be a Mexican restaurant. I have never been to a Hispanic restaurant, anywhere on Earth, that did not serve coffee. In some countries, and Mexico in particular, coffee and beer are the only safe way to get untainted water - the boiling kills the bacteria that give one the trots, A.K.A "Montezuma's revenge", and worse.
How in the hell can a restaurant bill itself as "Mexican" and not serve coffee?
This conspiracy runs deep. Very deep indeed!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’