From Skeptic Overlord ATS

[Wallfire]

Reading the opening sentences of your post felt odd. You, banned? You are one of the most polite persons online ever.
But then it all made sense. Of course you had two accounts, one for you, and one for the creature in your shed.

Sorry for the delay in replying and thank you for your compliment.

I was working evenings at a newspaper outlet, dealing with photographs needed for articles, properties for sale
and other aspects of local information from a newspaper. The work wasn't very demanding and as the night wore
on, required images from Journalists to 'tweak' or 'enhance' due to the low quality level of producing a newspaper,
would dry up.

I worked alone on a whole floor of the building and it was rare anyone visited me. One young man -a Graphics Artist
belonging to the Editorial Dept. would sometimes appear and request some assistance regarding something he was
working on and we struck-up a rapport.

As we chatted, I mentioned that I was a member of ATS and that would sometimes visit the site to see the amazing
views and opinions of people on the reality we all assume to exist in. Not knowing anything about the website, he was
intrigued enough to accompany me to ATS and read some of threads.

One particular thread was 'Who would win between in a fight between a Grey and a human?' and the idea made us
both giggle. The responses -if memory serves, were mainly conducted by a lady with the title 'Mr Green' and after
introducing myself, we had many humorous comments regarding such a weird battle.

This went on for a couple of evenings until somebody interjected a statement that the grey humanoid aliens detest
the feeling of human urine on their skins and this revelation sent the Graphic Artist and myself off onto an entirely
different tangent as the initial discussion had began to wane.

I laughingly suggested in the thread, an idea that such a notion of 'urine-fear' could lead a the more milder of us to
strike-out and become a warrior for the people, a piss-squirting combatant taking the fight to the space-enemy.
Mr Green began to ask questions that I and the Graphics Artist were certain put forward to maintain a feeling of
jocular harmless interaction and a prompt that not everything on the internet needs to seem deadly and negative.


(The conversation eventually ended-up creating this unfinished piece! 'We The Valiant'!)

As Mr Green enquired more into our imagined scenario of hilarity, the absurdity grew and that was when the young
visitor to my work-station suggested he would join ATS in order to hopefully upgrade the ridiculousness! Whether
anyone else was still viewing the thread, we weren't sure, but Mr Green hung in there and supported our silly synopsis
of an unlikely collection of galactic war-veterans travelling across time and space in an ice-cream van.


It was only when asked to prove how my suggestion that telepathy could be a factor on why these aliens always knew
how to avoid an obvious public disclosure, did we mess up. I began to answer and giggling over a keyboard in another
part of my work-station, the relatively new poster to the thread -the Graphics Artist, finished my sentence.

That was it and the balloon went up! The Mods surged in and accused me of being the Graphics Artist's character.
An email was sent explaining their theory (same I.P address) and I was banned. However, I answered and explained
the situation regarding myself and a fellow-employee, plus the harmless nature of what we were doing.

Nope, I was talking to myself and the verdict remained. You're out kid and my personal account was closed... except,
not the newer Graphics Artist account, that remained open?! We -the Graphic Artist and myself stayed out of the ATS
site until his own work required less and less visits in the evening.

After a couple of weeks, Boy In A Dress appeared on ATS and I joined in on a Creative Writing story involving Ninurta
and a few other members. Not long after, I was made redundant from the newspaper company and with assistance
from the wise 'red-neck' who appears on many of the banners, found my way to Rogue Nation!

I hope this explains the banning!

So if I understand right you got kicked out because you wrote a piss good article