So....how was your day?

[Sol]

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I have grown a beard in the expectation that I may -one day, visit Canada and this is the best you can do?!!

I am sure the Rockies look way better. Best? That'd be the Miss Carnaval de Quebec during the winter time...

Where's the terrible sideways winds and snow...?

Errrr...backorder until December I hear...but it could just be rumors...

Where's the ravishing wolves

Hugh Jackman visits the Old Montreal every once in a while but even the paparazzis have a hard time taking a picture of him...

and untouched wilderness?

Virginity my friend, is a virtue long gone...

I was under the impression that Canada was a vast pre-tundra land where even Bigfoot faltered to go.

Nope. Bigfoot here is called l'Abominable Homme des Neiges (Abominable Snowman)...he's white and mean and makes tons of tourists disappear from the woods every year...tougher to get a picture of than Hugh Jackman...

Now -with this image and the recent visit of the Prince William and his bonny Missus, I'm starting to think
that the television and the old National Geographic magazines I found in BIAD's shed may not be telling me
the whole truth.

Actually, our History, our origins, are all one big lie...but that for another thread...or a book.