So....how was your day?

[BIAD]

 
It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and
I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate
with me regardless of what I have become. 
 

The following is a recap of my current identity: 

I was born white, which makes me a racist even though I am married
to a non-white. 
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist. 
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe. 
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. 
I am a nothing, which makes me an infidel. 
I am way past 60 years old and retired, which makes me a useless old  person. 
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which
makes me a reactionary. 
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive Western culture, which makes me a xenophobe. 

I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal
system, which makes me a right-wing extremist especially since I know the police can not
always be there so I carry concealed. 

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's
merits, which makes me anti-social. 

I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at
graduation because we worked, which makes me some kind of odd over achiever or
a 1% ter. 

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes
me a militarist. 

Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore! 
Newest problem – I am not confident walking into a bathroom anymore for you never
know what you may see or find :(

You've made it this far, Sky... so I'll wager that your path in life would be a good example for somebody younger
to follow. Labelling is something for those who can't see the variety in life and need a tag on everything to make
them feel safer.


Gone -are the days of just putting a helmet and pads on and gettin' in there among it!