Grammar/English Pet Peeves

[Antisthenes]

I attribute half my writing problems to being old and half blind and not being able to proofread my own writing worth a damn.

I wouldn't trade all the crap that I've gained from getting to be old if it actually meant that to be young again I'd need to be the same self confident, omnipotent dumb ass that stumbled and fell all over my perceived omniscience at every turn.