Coronavirus - Take two - Action!

[Ninurta]

I was going to write a piece about the tedium around the dying narrative of Covid, the death-throes of the
MSM trying to keep the story alive and the effect its having on a bored public that has moved on.
But I realised I couldn't be bothered!

Personal story: We've got the coof. Grace tested positive Wednesday, and since I've not been avoiding her like she's got the bubonic plague or something, I must have it, too, although I've not been tested - it will take more than any 3 of them I've seen so far to pin me long enough to poke my brains through my nose with an overgrown Q-tip.

Funny thing is, neither of us is showing any signs of the coof, and neither of us has been vaxxed. We are super-humans, I suppose.

Anyhow, the Health Department sent us a text Saturday telling us we are "in quarantine". I laughed at that - how does that change anything at all? We never go anywhere any way, and if we take a notion to go, there aren't enough deputies in this county to surround the lands sufficiently to prevent it. we go where we want, when we want. It's just that we never want to go, as we've already seen everything out there that we want to.

So today, a nice lady from the Health Department called to inquire as to our well being... and of course to gather data on this dreadful malady.

Grace: We're not sick.

Health Department: Oh, you're sick alright. No one has ever tested positive without being sick. Ever.

Grace: But there is no debility. This sickness just isn't making us sick.

Health Department: But you're still sick. No one has ever tested positive without being sick. Ever. You're just asymptomatic.

Grace: So we are BOTH "asymptomatic"?

Health Department: Obviously. No one has ever tested positive without being sick, ever, and you tested positive. Therefore, you are sick, but asymptomatic.

I wanted her to press, and find out just how one can be sick without being sick, but she wouldn't. There just ain't no arguing with bureaucrats. So, we are "sick", but dancing is not out of the question.

As an aside, the quarantine length has shrunk over time. it used to be 14 days from a positive test, but has been reduced now to 10 days. We are in day 6, and still no sign of the coof other than on that test swab.

Edit: However, there are those who are paid to regulate these 'rules' who still don't get it! (UK)

I'd bet that there are still folks in the UK, just like here, that those gentlemen will rue the day they ever laid hands upon for something so silly. There are just folk in this world who, when you lay hands upon them once, will ensure that you never lay that hand anywhere again. The UK cannot be all that different from here, human-nature-wise.

Grace has quite a lot less Neanderthal DNA than I do. Still, one does not have to have a LOT of it, apparently, to have the one proper Neanderthal Super Anti-Covid Gene. All it takes it that one, apparently, and the rest is just dross in my genome - just genes to make me hairy and my knuckles drag the ground. I'm kinda glad Grace didn't get THOSE, on the balance of things.. That's the only explanation we can find for both of us being sick without being sick.

But it does seem to verify our natural immunity, eh?

As far as the health Department is concerned, anyhow.

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