10-23-2019, 06:57 PM
(10-23-2019, 12:25 PM)BIAD Wrote: I feel terrible for counting the monoliths of Stonehenge and you can imagine my privileged shame
of having the ability to calculate the amount of breasts Boy In A Dress has.
Quote:Seattle Public Schools Say Math Is Racist.Daily Caller:
That explains a lot.
Follow my reasoning here:
Algebra was invented by the Arabs. It's even an Arabic word.
I failed 10th grade algebra the hardest I've ever failed any subject - not a single passing grade in it all year, not even on a quiz.
Now it is revealed - I was being oppressed by Islamic radicals, even that far back!
I went on to university later in life, and passed 3 levels of calculus with flying colors.
Calculus was invented by Isaac Newton, an old white guy.
I am an old white guy, and since we all stick together, obviously Newton invented calculus with the sole objective of lifting my oppression by the Arabs.
I am vindicated!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’