03-25-2019, 06:35 PM
(03-25-2019, 06:27 PM)Ninurta Wrote: From my perspective, if he'd been smart, he would have headed SOUTH instead, towards better weather... but he WAS a caveman, y'know? Not noted for their smarts, just their bad tempers. He probably got distracted along the way by a Neanderthal beauty - I've got more Neanderthal DNA than 75% of the rest of the world. It had to come from somewhere! Geez, the things a caveman will do to keep warm!
To keep this post PC, it may have been the first provable instance of "diversity" in action! Wait, maybe "Action" was a bad choice of wording...
So it could well be that the bone they found jutting out of the river bank belonged to the actual leg he threw over
the Neanderthal lady to make sure seed endured! This may also explain why Bigfoot tracked you on the road that
night!
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