(11-20-2018, 07:01 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: They must be delusional. Chicago is a gun-free zone.
Absolutely. Democrats have taken unprecedented Draconian steps to insure the safety of Chicagoans by outlawing guns and standard capacity magazines in Chicago. Therefore, since these measures are panacea to all the violence ills of that city, these reports are obviously fake news perpetrated by the Republicans just to make the Chicago Democrats look stupid and ineffective.
Either that or, since the police are now the only people allowed firearms there, then it must have been the constabulary erasing all these dangerous citizens, and no one else. maybe Chicago does not have a gun problem so much as it has a police problem. Maybe they should look at either disbanding or disarming their cops, for public safety.
Since what they have done so far appears to not be working at all, I suggest they release a few unicorns into the wilds of Chicago parks. That should do it.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’