06-04-2019, 07:50 AM
I dunno, man... I think that last video might've been faked. The reason I think that is because the pixies and gnomes 'round here shoot back, so it's a dangerous proposition to shoot at one - they've all got kin, and if you kill one, you might start a blood feud. Now, 'tis true enough that they only shoot back with bows and arrows, and their arrows are about the size of a broom straw, but DAMN those things can get annoying iffen yer hit by several dozen at once! A cactus or a porcupine ain't got nothin' on 'em!
.
.
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’