What is butt dust ?

[Daitengu]

This particular query is quite interesting and to explain further, 'Butt Dust' originates
from the time that Moses went up unto Mount Sinai in search of God's commandments
and is actually spoken about during the encounter.

From ancient texts, it's revealed that when Moses commented that the Decalogue may
seem a bit-too disciplined for his Jewish followers, It's written that the Lord smiled at the
small bearded man before him and said this:

"Just you wait until the 21st century, those idiots will be that busy fighting among themselves
that the paradise I've provided will fall by the wayside because of their squabbles"

Moses was said to have pondered his Holiness' words before offhandedly stubbing his
cigarette out on the top of one the stone tablets. With the surrounding clouds suddenly
darkening, God shamed the Charlton Heston and Andy Murray lookalike by saying
"Don't do that, huh?"

Struggling with the three chunks of agate, Moses set off back down the mountain with
a 'cheerio' over his shoulder at the omnipotent One. This nonchalant gesture was
also seen as a sign of the times and the decay of man's belief in deities.
At least, that's what God told St. Peter at the bar later.

"They'll be nothing bust Butt Dust..." the Divine Being called after the grunting Hebrew
"...You mark my words" and watched Moses go arse-over-tit avoiding a fleeing goat.

God shook his head and wondered if it hadn't already started.

So it is written.

Ack!!!!!!!!!! Just spit whisky across bar laughing .....