Feeling Old

[Minstrel]

We have the same friend. 

If I had a ladder as a youngster, I would have used it to simply climb higher. When I got to the top of the ladder, I would jump on a limb, drag the ladder up, and keep going. 

I was not too bright. Then the Army gave me the opportunity to jump out of airplanes from really far up and repel off of cliffs and helicopters. Of course my inner moron was ecstatic. Every time I did it, I could hear him giggling with joy inside of me. Meanwhile, I wondered where all my marbles went. 

But, we're still here. Me and the moron.

That's cool!
Do you happen to know 'Irene'?
I happened to enjoy that movie...
 
(though I would have to choose something other than beer to guzzle)