07-30-2016, 03:53 AM
(07-30-2016, 02:21 AM)LadyJae Wrote:(07-30-2016, 01:37 AM)Ninurta Wrote: My advice - do not, under ANY circumstances, eat the powdered donuts! Just a smudge of that white powder under your nose on your upper lip could get you locked up for years... unless you have the presence of mind to kiss the cop right on the smacker before he or she can react.
Then, they'd either have to arrest themselves too, or admit it is just powdered sugar.
Don't think, not even for an instant, that I wouldn't do it. I have no shame. Cops, you have been warned.
LOL! That is great advice, but with my luck, they'd still arrest me for assault on an officer
J
You know, that's just what Grace said, too! In that event, you just say "Ooh! You're gonna arrest me? Oh PLEASE do! You're going to take me to the place where ALL the men in uniform hang out? All those men in uniform! OOH!" and then start jumping up and down and clapping.
I bet dollars to, well, donuts, that he rethinks the arrest thing!
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’