07-30-2016, 01:37 AM
(07-29-2016, 01:20 PM)LadyJae Wrote:(07-29-2016, 09:19 AM)BIAD Wrote: Cops and doughnuts go together like... well, cops and doughnuts.
I know! One would think that, of all people, the police would be able to tell doughnut glaze from an illegal drug!
J
My advice - do not, under ANY circumstances, eat the powdered donuts! Just a smudge of that white powder under your nose on your upper lip could get you locked up for years... unless you have the presence of mind to kiss the cop right on the smacker before he or she can react.
Then, they'd either have to arrest themselves too, or admit it is just powdered sugar.
Don't think, not even for an instant, that I wouldn't do it. I have no shame. Cops, you have been warned.
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’