Wisdom of Pilots

[guohua]

one day a 7 yr little johnny  and his parents were going to fly from new york to los angles.
when it came to to board the aircraft little johnny just started crying and fighting with his parents about getting on board.
he was yelling about it crashing, wing falling off, engine on fire and all kinds of stuff.

the pilot was running a little late boarding and walked by them while this was going on and heard little johnny .
so he decide he would talk to him.

he said to little johnny, son flying is the safest mode of travel and that he had one of the best records for flights flown for this company.

plus he told the little johnny, don't you know you won't die until God calls you.
little johnny said yeah, but what the fuck happens to me, if he calls you while i'm in the plane with you?

DAMN, I did it again!   Running,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,