IS suicide bomber accidetly blew up his going away party

[Mystic Wanderer]

I hate to speak of my fellow humans this way...

Don't feel too bad Mystic, he's in Paradise now eating gorgeous food and 
drinking delicious drink without getting full. 72 nubile virgins (huris) await his
bloody and fragmented body -although, you're supposed to be whole to be
allowed into the joint.
There's a debate on whether 500 wives and 4000 virgins may be made available
to the sucker still holding the pin, but it involves the choice of translation of the
word 'hur' -which can mean 'white raisins'
If it was a female suicide-bomber/someone-not-very-good-with-explosive-vests,
then some say she will be reunited with her earthly husband (the guy who used
to beat her) and if she was single, she can marry any man there on the cloud.
Those ladies who believe in this wonderland also believe that they can become
'chief' over the 72 virgins... so that's a nice job for a woman isn't it.

I don't think being 'chief' over 72 hormonal virgins is exactly what I would call a 'good job'. 

Probably more like 'getting what they deserve'... a taste of a different kind of hell.