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Some One-Liners to Brighten your day!
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Why Seniors Never Change Their Passwords

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER:  Cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: Boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:  1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
"The New World fell not to a sword but to a meme." – Daniel Quinn

"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that." ― John Lennon

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Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by gordi - 06-14-2019, 09:49 AM
RE: Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by Wallfire - 06-14-2019, 03:23 PM
RE: Some One-Liners to Brighten your day! - by EndtheMadnessNow - 04-10-2022, 04:13 AM

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