03-27-2022, 10:55 PM
(03-27-2022, 07:49 PM)EndtheMadnessNow Wrote: My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.
I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
The future, the present, and the past walk into a Rogue bar. Things got a little tense.
Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.
I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. Guess I was stoned off my ass.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.
Have you heard about the new restaurant called "Karma?" There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.
Like them all!
I think we may have the same therapist though.
For every one person that read this post. About 7.99 billion have not.
Yet I still post.
