10-23-2016, 07:34 AM
(10-23-2016, 05:44 AM)Grace Wrote: I couldn't believe it! I'm serious.. the man dislikes too much work (Lord knows it shows when it comes time to mow), but can find the most expensive syrup hiding behind the readily available stuff!
Why, why, why.... I'm offended by that!
I'll have you know I mowed just last month! I'll get around to raking and baling it, maybe in the spring...
And as far as the syrup goes, men are naturally hunters. I hunted it.
I caught it.
I ate it.
And it was good, too!
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’