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Teesside woman accused of exposing penis, using sex toy and masturbating in public (UK)
Chloe Thompson, 41, from Middlesbrough, has pleaded not guilty to the three charges

'A woman accused of indecent exposure, masturbating in public and using a sex toy in a public place,
will stand trial early next year. Chloe Thompson, of Borough Road, Middlesbrough, appeared at Teesside
Magistrates' Court on Wednesday after denying the offences.


Battery-loving Chloe.

She is charged with committing a public nuisance by indecently exposing her penis to other members of the
public, whilst masturbating from a property window. The incident reportedly took place on Cromer Street,
Middlesbrough, on August 13.

On the same date, the 41-year-old is also alleged to have masturbated on the street in view of others.
A further complaint was also made to police after she was reportedly caught using a sex toy on Wellesley Road,
Middlesbrough, on the same date. Thompson was due to stand trial on Wednesday for the offences.

She spoke only to confirm her name and enter her not guilty pleas.
Due to paperwork errors the trial was adjourned until February 15...'

Gazette:

SHE has a penis to flash at people?

Someone stop this world, right now. I wanna get off of it!

Regarding the legality, apparently that sort of thing is illegal in the UK, but it's not here. Here, as longs as you are in a private property, you can stand naked in front of your window and eat ice cream all day long if you like. Folks don't have to look in your house.

Now, doing the same thing at the park, well, that might become a problem...

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