Say hello to my little friend

[Ninurta]

What a beast   How can you even sleep there knowing that could sneak in to your bedroom .


I am scared of big spiders, luckely i have not seen any big here...."knocking on wood"


I was thinking this, but you cant burn your house can you.....

Oh, I KNOW they've been in the bedroom.

A couple weeks ago, I was picking some stuff up off the floor that had fallen off Grace's nightstand. I looked down, and there just about a foot or so from my face was a big, hairy-legged beastie, probably about 3 inches (about 7 1/2 cm) across the legs. So, of course the only logical course of action was to shout "fuck ME!" and jump to get away from it, but in the process of doing so, I smacked my head on the nightstand, and that knocked even more stuff off of it.

That didn't put me in the best of moods. Matter of fact, it kinda pissed me off.

So I went and got the Mean Green, and spritzed the soinofagun, but he was pretty wiley, and jumped to avoid the cleaning fluid. Unfortunately for him, he ran under a candy wrapper where he couldn't see what was coming, and so I stomped him.

To add insult to injury, Grace was laughing her ass off the entire time this was happening. Sometimes, wimmen just got no sense of decorum at all.

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I'd love to get one of those flying flamethrowers, but I've already got 4 drones here, and can't make a damned one of them go where I want it to, so that would probably be pretty dangerous for the entire neighborhood...

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