05-03-2021, 08:25 PM
Happy Birthday, young-'un!
I know it's not polite for a lady to tell folks her age, but I ain't a lady, and I'm gonna tell everyone - she's 16 years old today, an' never been kissed!
I was whittling out a walking stick for you for your trips to the mountains, but it got rained on today, so I have to start over again from scratch...
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I know it's not polite for a lady to tell folks her age, but I ain't a lady, and I'm gonna tell everyone - she's 16 years old today, an' never been kissed!
I was whittling out a walking stick for you for your trips to the mountains, but it got rained on today, so I have to start over again from scratch...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’