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It's News Guys, But Not As We Know it!
(04-24-2021, 05:32 PM)BIAD Wrote: Another Gender Party accident.
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80 POUNDS of tannerite? I've seen a mere 10 pounds utterly obliterate a washing machine. I'm surprised the guests aren't all busy right now picking chalk powder out of their asses and wondering why they can't hear anything.

I'm not buying the cracked foundations tales, though. If a shock wave is powerful enough to crack a foundation, the house would have nary a single window left intact in it. it only takes about 0.5 PSI shock wave overpressure to blow out every window in a structure, but a lot more than that to crack a foundation. So if it was strong enough to crack a foundation, there should not be any windows left in that house at all.

It seems like people ought to learn that these gender reveal parties are a really bad idea considering all the deaths they have caused, but some folks are just too dumb to learn, I reckon. Darwin will eventually sort it all out for us, and the parties will cease to exist... just like many of the party goers will.

AND - as far as the "gender neutral" military goes, I can't believe they are giving these folks guns and saying "get out there and defend us, persons!" It boggles the mind. You just know they aren't going to be successful at defense unless they give 'em time to dry their nail polish, remove their hair curlers so the helmet will fit, and SIP that soy latte before they send them out to our doom! And that's just the "men" among them... this is why I advise all young men looking for adventure these days to avoid the military like it was the plague.

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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.

Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’




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It's News Guys, But Not As We Know it! - by BIAD - 05-26-2019, 10:00 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 10-21-2019, 11:51 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 10-23-2019, 05:16 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 10-29-2019, 11:14 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 12-21-2019, 11:17 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 01-22-2020, 01:20 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 01-31-2020, 02:43 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 02-11-2020, 10:41 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 02-26-2020, 10:04 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 03-31-2020, 10:04 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 04-01-2020, 07:22 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 04-19-2020, 08:41 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 05-17-2020, 04:23 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 05-18-2020, 09:54 AM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 06-08-2020, 01:25 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 11-21-2020, 12:17 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 11-21-2020, 01:57 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 01-24-2021, 06:01 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Wallfire - 01-24-2021, 08:39 PM
RE: It's News Jim, But Not As We Know it! - by Ninurta - 04-24-2021, 08:54 PM

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