**Announcing the All Hallow's Eve Writers Contest**

[BIAD]

Not our precious BIAD.

Weeeellll.... it something he did whilst accompanying my wife and myself when we visited
Rome last year. It may be inappropriate to mention it here, but it involves something
Boy In A Dress did in the Pope's hat as he thought it'd be funny.

It wasn't funny to the poor cardinals who had to wipe it up when it fell out of Pope
Francis' mitre and personally, I think BIAD should invest in more roughage in his breakfast
habits.

Edit: Apparently -and I still don't believe him, but BIAD reckons he misread the book title
of something he'd read around that time. Yes... it was 'The Cat In The Hat'