A new Bra has been invented

[BIAD]

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's
breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through
the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference, after announcing his invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson
outside and beat the shit out of him.

I can fully appreciate Dr. Rickson's position in all of this, a news conference can be quite daunting
for both presenter and eager journalists.

Let's just hope the expression 'Chapel Hat-Pegs' isn't lost from the urban dictionary.