12-18-2020, 02:46 AM
2.Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible place in the universe..
Yessssssss!!!
EVERY. SINGLE. FRIGGIN. TIME.
3.Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
TRUTH
5.Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
always move faster than the one you are in now.
For crying out loud, I still change lines/lanes even tho I know better. smdh.
8.Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!
ROFLMAO........................... always my store manager.
And Matthew lets me know that he "never has a problem getting it to work." (((insert sigh)))
9.Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Think we can all relate to that....or at least I can
13.Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced sandwich landing face down on a floor are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Like Law #2 --- EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will
unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read it
on the Internet!!
Uh oh ..... *looks down at belly button*
I can't afford for my azz to fall off.
Guess I better forward this 'cuz the internet never lies.
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible place in the universe..
Yessssssss!!!
EVERY. SINGLE. FRIGGIN. TIME.
3.Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
TRUTH
5.Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
always move faster than the one you are in now.
For crying out loud, I still change lines/lanes even tho I know better. smdh.
8.Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!
ROFLMAO........................... always my store manager.
And Matthew lets me know that he "never has a problem getting it to work." (((insert sigh)))
9.Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Think we can all relate to that....or at least I can
13.Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced sandwich landing face down on a floor are
directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Like Law #2 --- EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will
unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read it
on the Internet!!
Uh oh ..... *looks down at belly button*
I can't afford for my azz to fall off.
Guess I better forward this 'cuz the internet never lies.