I hate you... You Parasite

[kdog]

Around 11pm we both went upstairs and went through the usual routine of brushing our teeth, having a shower, inspecting faces for wrinkles, squeezing spots, farting etc etc when i noticed that not only were the windows open but SHOCK HORROR also the shutters....

So THAT'S what happens when you're Married ...Wow

That was a hell of a post Rod, never seen it at the other place.

I have one word though ....SPIDERS! *takes fetal position*

There is nothing that ruins a night more than those things, gimme a Mosquito any day (do we have them in the UK? don't think I have ever seen one)

I was up til about 4am the other night because a Spider decided it was gonna just sit there above my bed looking like a serial killer for a few hours, while I sat there sweating in fear for my life, slowly going insane with sleep deprivation.

.... I'm having flashbacks!

Yep, that's marriage for you!

We have these insects called Scutigéres over here in France (House centipedes)




From Spring until end of October we have these things scurrying from time to time on the walls of our house.

They can bite (rarely) and one night I woke up with one half way into my mouth! That slap hurt I can tell you!

Respects

Rod

OMG ! We have those creepy crawlies here in Kentucky ! I just got chills thinking about it. 

BTW, awesome story !