Minneapolis City Council Unanimously Approves Motion To Abolish Police Force

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911 Operator:  911, what's your emergency?

Person calling: There are 2 guys breaking into my home.

911 Operator:  Guys?  So you're assuming their gender?

Person calling:  Okay.  Fine.  2 PEOPLE are breaking into my home.

911 Operator:  How did you pay for your home?

Person calling:  Huh?  I own a business. . . . . . ?

911 Operator:  Have you hired a Diversity Manager?  Or are you racist?

Person calling:  It's a book store, it's just me and my wife who work there.  The people are almost inside our house!

911 Operator:  So you admit to being a racist and use your wife as a slave.

Person calling:  . . . . . . never mind. . . . . . .

911 Operator: {{ hears loud gunshots }} Hello sir? Sir? Are you still there sir? 

Person Calling: ------------------------

911 Operator: {Voice in Background} (oh my god they shot the poor bastard!)