I believe Abi needs to get a divorce, and marry another husband/wife/whatever who will be butch enough to defend her honor from the occasional groin-grabbin' latex-clad interloper. Clearly the creature s/he is currently married to does not value the relationship enough! One good throat punch should do the trick - the "MMA enthusiast" did it wrong by kicking him in the face - the throat is the go-to target in situations like this! A face strike, while somewhat painful, does not deliver the same deterrent effect as a sudden inability to breathe would...
... just me, thinking out loud, using my professional opinion as a husband.
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... just me, thinking out loud, using my professional opinion as a husband.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’