07-30-2019, 04:58 AM
(07-29-2019, 08:40 PM)gordi Wrote: There's just one thing for it...
Spectacular - I think I've found a new drinking song!
Folks sometimes wonder why I have two rifles, 3 spears, 3 tomahawks, 9 swords, and a battle axe surrounding my chair in my man-cave corner of my living room. It's for occasions such as this video portrays, when I may be assaulted by vikings or pirates in search of my alcohol! I keep at least 24 chilled beers and a 2-liter bottle of spiced rum on hand at all times, and you just never know when they'll come to drink my beer and steal my rum at the point of a gun... and I intend to be prepared to repel boarders at any time of the day or night, even if I have to defeat them with the sheer weight of metal I can leave sticking in them!
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’