09-19-2018, 10:57 PM
Central Scotland has been a bit of a UFO hotspot for years.
One little known fact is that since the decline of local wild haggis populations in the 70's, we've been harvesting alien greys which taste very similar to wild haggis meat.
It usually only takes one shot from Big Angus's blunderbuss to bring them down, but he only "winged" this one, setting it on fire, making it disintegrate until the escape pod was activated.
The Highland Hotel in Kippen won't have any Haggis on the menu for a few days now. It's still worth a visit though, for the whisky alone.
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One little known fact is that since the decline of local wild haggis populations in the 70's, we've been harvesting alien greys which taste very similar to wild haggis meat.
It usually only takes one shot from Big Angus's blunderbuss to bring them down, but he only "winged" this one, setting it on fire, making it disintegrate until the escape pod was activated.
The Highland Hotel in Kippen won't have any Haggis on the menu for a few days now. It's still worth a visit though, for the whisky alone.
G