No Whites Allowed

[BIAD]

Is there any particular reason anyone else would WANT to go to their silly-assed party?

Well, they are special people. They're oppressed in their college by the possibility of time-travel
back to the 50's and -although I can't vouch for it, ghostly clan-members haunt the campus due
to the need for of all walks of society being represented.

A recent survey showed that the majority of students spent less than 3 hours in general in class
and we can possibly put this down to having to work in the cotton fields and clearing road sides.

Mixed-race will be judged at the next soiree and Orientals don't even get a look-in.
Identity politics is the way forward and the white-devil must be stopped.

A pool party may alleviate their suffering and Sanchez the pool-boy will clear up the mess.
Oh, self-forced victim-hood is such a grand thing.