Yes, You Are A Snowflake.....

[senona]

LOL!!


Yep, leave it to Nin to be able to clarify such simple categories of "peoples" and have it actually make sense. 
Nicely done and right on target. 





Political correctness at it's best 

Well, to be brutally honest (as assholes often are), and speaking as an asshole (I have the official Asshole card, and a "Genuine Asshole" sticky label), we ARE assholes, so whatever anyone says, however they choose to categorize us (including placing us in the "asshole" category, or trying to exclude us from it) we won't take kindly to, and will be offended at.

Therefore, there is absolutely NO way for the Politically Correct to even BE politically correct when referring to us, or even speaking to us. We WILL be offended. There simply is no way at all to avoid giving offense.

It's actually written into the bylaws at our clubhouse... we can melt snowflakes with nothing more than a withering stare, which we actually practice at the clubhouse by reading the bylaws posted on the wall. Even getting the bylaws passed was a feat of sheer willpower, as all of us were offended at them all at once.







This is the funniest one I found:



Seriously - what makes them think we assholes give a crap if what we say is "made ok" or not, and what makes them think we care if they think we are assholes (which we are)? That right there is some funny shit!


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Spoken like a true Asshole --- I meant that with all due respect kind Sir....um I mean, not so kind, but yeah (((ahem))


From what I understand, you are one of the original Assholes and have the privilege of carrying a 'Limited Edition' Asshole Card.
And being brutally honest is a key quality in being said Asshole.



Please do melt those wimpy snowflakes away with your withering glare. 
Or a fire torch, which ever works best.