12-14-2017, 06:17 AM
Now now... I believe the gentleman was trying to convey the notion that ISIS folk looking for a good time - as in their 72 virgins - would likely have a difficult time rounding up that many virgins around here... and, all things considered, might not have quite the good time they were looking for.
That's what I'm choosing to believe, anyhow.
And he ain't exactly wrong - fundamentalist Muslims likely wouldn't receive the welcome they hoped for in these hyar parts... I got a shovel, and a shotgun, and don't think anyone would miss any of them that came looking. Ok, ok, my "shotgun" ain't exactly a shotgun, but it would sure throw out a pretty pattern of lead pellets at 'em, and the end result would probably be about the same... for them.
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That's what I'm choosing to believe, anyhow.
And he ain't exactly wrong - fundamentalist Muslims likely wouldn't receive the welcome they hoped for in these hyar parts... I got a shovel, and a shotgun, and don't think anyone would miss any of them that came looking. Ok, ok, my "shotgun" ain't exactly a shotgun, but it would sure throw out a pretty pattern of lead pellets at 'em, and the end result would probably be about the same... for them.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’