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Time For a Sex Class...
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(12-09-2017, 10:47 PM)Ninurta Wrote: I had a muscle once - a long time ago. I'm sure it's still around somewhere, but being old, I've forgotten which box I packed it into during my many moves, and have lost track of it. I KNEW I should have gotten that tattoo when I was in my 20's that said "If found, return to..."!

May I suggest that by observation of the dangling remains of hikers and ramblers that adorn your front-fence,
the muscle for your trigger-finger is still in fine fettle?!!

I recently moved my son's possessions back home from his apartment and I was startled that this fifty seven year-old
body didn't operate in the same manner as when I was twenty. The next morning, muscles that women used to swoon
over ached and failed to look ripe under my skin, I suppose there's a medical name for it.

Also, the lines around my eyes and scarcity of head-hair, these are worrying factors. Is it standard for humans to acquire
a certain age and then instead of enjoying mature, well-groomed hair on one's head, experience cable-like tresses of the
stuff coming out of my ears and nose?
Heck, even my eyebrows have become curly-length of fishing-line and laugh at scissors now!

Does anyone know of a Doctor that is skilled on transplanting pubic hair onto a head...? I'm sure that stuff down-there
is the link between us and Bigfoot. It never changes.
tinysurprised
I'm babbling.
Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe. 


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Time For a Sex Class... - by Mystic Wanderer - 11-28-2017, 06:13 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Wallfire - 11-28-2017, 06:49 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Mystic Wanderer - 11-28-2017, 06:56 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 11-28-2017, 08:40 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Ninurta - 12-05-2017, 04:25 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by guohua - 12-05-2017, 05:39 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Wallfire - 12-05-2017, 09:54 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-05-2017, 10:30 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Wallfire - 12-05-2017, 02:29 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by guohua - 12-05-2017, 04:28 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-06-2017, 11:00 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Mystic Wanderer - 12-07-2017, 12:13 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Spirit Scribe - 12-07-2017, 07:28 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Grace - 12-07-2017, 05:46 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Abysha - 12-08-2017, 08:15 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by guohua - 12-08-2017, 08:22 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Abysha - 12-08-2017, 08:28 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-08-2017, 08:55 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Abysha - 12-08-2017, 09:06 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-08-2017, 09:17 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Ninurta - 12-06-2017, 07:34 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Wallfire - 12-06-2017, 02:36 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Ninurta - 12-08-2017, 01:14 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by guohua - 12-08-2017, 09:59 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by guohua - 12-08-2017, 10:04 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-09-2017, 09:39 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by guohua - 12-09-2017, 10:29 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Ninurta - 12-09-2017, 10:47 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-10-2017, 10:52 AM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Mystic Wanderer - 12-10-2017, 05:20 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-10-2017, 05:29 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by guohua - 12-10-2017, 05:45 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-10-2017, 06:11 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Wallfire - 12-10-2017, 06:12 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-10-2017, 06:19 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Wallfire - 12-10-2017, 06:21 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-10-2017, 06:34 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by Wallfire - 12-10-2017, 06:35 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by BIAD - 12-10-2017, 06:38 PM
RE: Time For a Sex Class... - by guohua - 12-10-2017, 07:49 PM

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