Tesla's Discovery of the Secret of Eternal Youth

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Yup. It involves nekkid wimmin ("perfectly nude" according to the article... but I've yet to see an IMperfectly nekkid one...), so I'm willing to run the experiment! Just one question - where do I get one of them there Tesla-invented batteries he's talking about? I got the sponges, and PLENTY of alcohol... just need the dadburned batt'ry to get this show on the road!

It's fairly easy if you use the battery of your pick-up truck.

*Instructions From An Un-sourced Manual*
Lay the said 'nekkid' lady onto the rear of the vehicle, prepare the back of the truck with a tarpaulin for
comfort and maybe a sack full of leaves or feathers.

Connect the cables to the truck-battery and feed them through the passenger-side window, past the
hound sitting there and over the gun-rack (and I KNOW you have a gun-rack in your truck,) and through
the little slide-window to the rear.

Adjust mirrors so that you can get a good eye-full... to observe the transformation and then start the engine
up.

Just as a side-note, in case things don't go as planned, ask the female to hold a pre-frozen pizza during the test,
This way -at the very least, you'll enjoy a cooked meal later in the day.

Now, you can go about one's chores and create beauty at the same time.

In my opinion.