First Ever Earth-Orbit Teleportation Completed.

[Mystic Wanderer]

Ah, come on... they can do better than that! They've been using teleportation since the 1950's, or earlier.  

Well, the regular air force or NASA hasn't, but the SSP has. 
I suppose they figured they better start putting some things out to the public so we won't be too blown away when the truth comes out.