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Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
"I be ridin' they be hatin'."
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(06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
Can you get me some Nike's while you're there?
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(06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
Ok, @"beez"
Prayers and Comforting Thoughts are on the way,,,,,, well maybe
Good Luck there in the land of the Children.
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(06-24-2020, 12:05 AM)guohua Wrote: (06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
Ok, @"beez"
Prayers and Comforting Thoughts are on the way,,,,,, well maybe
Good Luck there in the land of the Children.
Mine will be a story of bravery, sacrifice, struggle and the indomitable human spirit.
Or I might just go to some meetings and drink too much.
It's a coin toss.
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(06-24-2020, 12:04 AM)FauxMulder Wrote: (06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
Can you get me some Nike's while you're there?
Of course!
Looting is mandatory here!
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@"beez"
Quote:Of course!
Looting is mandatory here!
Right you are, just go pickup one of those Bricks G. Soros had delivered and throw through the shoe store window of your choice, because open door are so Worthless and don't make a statement.
While you're there look for a pair for my husband, Please, 13EEE is his shoe size.
Thank You
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(06-24-2020, 12:35 AM)guohua Wrote: @"beez"
Quote:Of course!
Looting is mandatory here!
Right you are, just go pickup one of those Bricks G. Soros had delivered and throw through the shoe store window of your choice, because open door are so Worthless and don't make a statement.
While you're there look for a pair for my husband, Please, 13EEE is his shoe size.
Thank You
Yes ma'am.
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06-24-2020, 12:45 AM
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(06-24-2020, 12:04 AM)FauxMulder Wrote: Can you get me some Nike's while you're there?
You are approaching this a little wrong...
Beez?
When you are looting and see a pair of Louis Vuitton that looks like this...
After you find yours in a size 15, can you please pick me up a pair as well in a size 6?
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(06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
You lucky boy! Have fun...As the Chinese say, "May you live an interesting life". Sooooo jelly!
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(06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
If you decide to order room service...Might I recommend the 'Chaz Chops'?
(I'll show myself out)
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(06-24-2020, 01:37 AM)IAMTAT Wrote: (06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
If you decide to order room service...Might I recommend the 'Chaz Chops'?
(I'll show myself out)
I ordered a pizza, I'm by myself so I'm misbehaving.
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(06-24-2020, 01:39 AM)beez Wrote: (06-24-2020, 01:37 AM)IAMTAT Wrote: (06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
If you decide to order room service...Might I recommend the 'Chaz Chops'?
(I'll show myself out)
I ordered a pizza, I'm by myself so I'm misbehaving.
Be sure to check your cheesy bread sticks for nooses.
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(06-24-2020, 01:55 AM)IAMTAT Wrote: (06-24-2020, 01:39 AM)beez Wrote: (06-24-2020, 01:37 AM)IAMTAT Wrote: (06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.
Portland, Oregon.
After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . .
I am safely ensconced in my room. Computer on, scotch at hand.
This is my journal of survival.
If I make it.
Pray for me.
If you decide to order room service...Might I recommend the 'Chaz Chops'?
(I'll show myself out)
I ordered a pizza, I'm by myself so I'm misbehaving.
Be sure to check your cheesy bread sticks for nooses.
I also ordered a Caesar salad.
Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?
I think I'm going to have to knock down a statue (if any are still standing) of a founding father now.
It's the only way to be sure.
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@"beez"
Quote:I also ordered a Caesar salad.
Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?
You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!
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(06-24-2020, 02:33 AM)guohua Wrote: @"beez"
Quote:I also ordered a Caesar salad.
Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?
You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!
In atonement, I will smash two statues and 3 small business.
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(06-24-2020, 02:38 AM)beez Wrote: (06-24-2020, 02:33 AM)guohua Wrote: @"beez"
Quote:I also ordered a Caesar salad.
Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?
You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!
In atonement, I will smash two statues and 3 small business.
Watch out for that dude with the sword.
ps - Raises glass of Knob Creek in toast.
'Cause if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to Mother in a cardboard box
You better run!
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(06-24-2020, 02:38 AM)beez Wrote: (06-24-2020, 02:33 AM)guohua Wrote: @"beez"
Quote:I also ordered a Caesar salad.
Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?
You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!
In atonement, I will smash two statues and 3 small business.
It's probably safer to just go down the hall and push over the ice machine...and loot the towels and robe when you check out.
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(06-24-2020, 02:59 AM)IAMTAT Wrote: (06-24-2020, 02:38 AM)beez Wrote: (06-24-2020, 02:33 AM)guohua Wrote: @"beez"
Quote:I also ordered a Caesar salad.
Didn't Caesar kill people and have slaves?
You're in Deep Shit Now beez, you'll have to take down more than One Statue!
In atonement, I will smash two statues and 3 small business.
It's probably safer to just go down the hall and push over the ice machine...and loot the towels and robe when you check out.
I thought I might get really radical and leave a smaller than usual tip when I check out.
That'll show what a bad ass I REALLY AM!
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So glad my daughter moved to Salem Oregon,away from portland and gave up the nursing career to grow weed.
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