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FUNNY PHOTOS THREAD - Come In For A Giggle!
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01-24-2020, 01:02 PM
Good one Gordi . Now we know why people buy this Land Rover
01-28-2020, 06:42 AM
Thank you for the manual, Gordi. I occasionally find myself in dire need of having my trailer hitch adjusted, and now that I can present visual aids to Grace, it may go a bit more smoothly!
Manuals are wonderful, aren't they? .
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
01-28-2020, 10:20 AM
(01-28-2020, 06:42 AM)Ninurta Wrote: Thank you for the manual, Gordi. I occasionally find myself in dire need of having my trailer hitch adjusted, and now that I can present visual aids to Grace, it may go a bit more smoothly! Yep if all else fails, read the manual
03-22-2020, 10:57 AM
(03-22-2020, 10:24 AM)gordi Wrote: I KNEW IT!!!!! Finally, evidence that we're living in a fake world. For years now, I've believed that those around me are merely well-paid actors performing poorly-scripted narratives that derived from writers who probably worked on the Doctor Who series recently. My wife carries her role well and I've often applauded her for her thespian professionalism, usually just before she orders me to take my medication and sends me to my room. The neighbours seem to struggle with their character roles and look unsure of delivering their lines when in front of me. Sayings like "Go away you loony" and "Er... yes, you're right, now can you please leave my property" are all dead giveaways to somebody who knows whats really going on. Yes, this false reality is all unravelling now and I can't wait to see the faces of those around me when the game is finally up. I have to go now, there's a couple of fellas in white coats at the door. Probably more actors.
Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe.
03-23-2020, 12:30 AM
(03-22-2020, 10:24 AM)gordi Wrote: I KNEW IT!!!!! That was too good! It's gone to Facebook America now, and will doubtless go viral. Excuse me a moment - there's a knock at the door... .
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
03-29-2020, 10:30 PM
06-20-2020, 04:33 PM
Anyone "Up" for a Cheeky Cold Beer?
ooops, pic loaded upside down..... ahem! (06-20-2020, 04:33 PM)gordi Wrote: Anyone "Up" for a Cheeky Cold Beer? In the Banners thread, Ninurta commented on BAID's penchant for displaying his doo-dahs. This is what he said: "BIAD stood on my shoulders once, in order to peer between the crenelations on a parapet to gauge the scene below. That little ticking sensation on the top of my balding pate was quite enough to keep me from turning my face up into it to see what was going on up there..." I believe -if urged, Ninurta would add that the image you've provided is what he would've observed. (Shudder)
Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe.
06-20-2020, 10:02 PM
(06-20-2020, 04:33 PM)gordi Wrote: Anyone "Up" for a Cheeky Cold Beer? WOW! Chilly Cheeks! OH, my bad, those are beer bottles, DAMN! And I like Chilly Cheeks
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
06-21-2020, 11:49 PM
06-22-2020, 12:13 AM
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