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Wife: "Did I get fat during the quarantine "?
Husband: "You were never really skinny."
Time of Death: May 3, 2020 9:52 pm
Cause of Death: Corona virus
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Seriously though, I gained hard ... If there is a second lock down am done!
I was born with a Thorn in my Soul, sometimes it hurts.
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
- Epictetus
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I was born with a Thorn in my Soul, sometimes it hurts.
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
- Epictetus
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Kitten : "Wow did I love the free roam of the house during the lockdown period and especially roaming all round the kitchen bar with my shitty smelly little kitten paws pinching food when I can"
Rod to Mrs Rod : Where is the cat?
Mrs Rod to Rod : Why is our Belgium Mali licking his lips?
Rod to Mrs Rod : "Dunno, strange innit!?"
*Pats Mali on the head and gives him another kitten leg*
I still don't understand why the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets!
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I lost fat but gained a beer gut. Winter is coming and I need to keep my baby warm.
The Truth is Out There, Somewhere