Fictosexuality. WTF?!

[Brotherman]

Have faith in humanity grows thinner everyday. Now, this is wild... he can’t talk to his holo bride anymore because the software stopped working.

A “fictosexual” man who wed a fictional, computer-synthesized pop singer four years ago said he’s now unable to communicate with his wife, but is still in love with her.

Akihiko Kondo, 38, was dating Hatsune Miku — depicted in pop culture as a 16-year-old with turquoise hair — for a decade before they had an unofficial wedding ceremony in 2018. Kondo — one of many who identifies as “fictosexual,” or someone who is sexually attracted to fictional characters — spent 2 million yen, or about $17,300, on the nuptials, but his family did not attend.

Now married for four years, Kondo, 38, said his relationship has hit a roadblock: He can no longer speak with Miku due to a technological hurdle, according to Japanese newspaper Mainichi.

NY Post

Does she/it at least have holes? He’s blessed it can’t talk back fucking wimmins talk and bitch like smoking a chicken, just when you think it’s done, give it another 20 minutes