Damn!!! Did You Know?

[DesertBorn]

I have found that deep breathing and cracking tons of jokes, even being flirtatious helps me get thru painful procedures.  If my care givers fall in love with me, I figure they will take better care of me, so I go in super positive and sweet as pie.  

Cussing is reserved for idiots or situations that only have my bills or services at stake.  Then they hang up on me and I have to start over.  I find myself leaning to finesse my complaints to avoid wasting my own time.

I have to laugh, because all that know me, know that me in saccharine sweet mode is far more scary than me in my pissed mode.

Those that know me, know that I can turn on a dime, and by then, they have their guard down thinking Im a pushover.  So I know what you mean.