OK, I'm SORRY! I won't do it again.... today!
"Allo... Misterr Biad?
Dis is Jonatan from the very very British Internet Providings company that you use.
Can you tells me please what troubles you have been indicating of having with your internet providings?
Ah yes.... for only forty nine dollar ninety five I can reset the friggety widger to speeds up your providings today, all I need is your accounts number sorts code and personal usings PIN number...."
PS - I forgot to say that I USED to deal with cold callers by being OVERLY interested in what they were selling...
Putting on my best Lesley Philips "Ding Dong!!" accent....
"Ohhh yessss! Double Glazing you saaay?? Ooohhhh I do love a nice bit of UPVC in the morning,....ding dongggg!"
Getting more and MORE aroused as the conversation carries on....
Usually only lasts about 2 minutes before they give up!
G
"Allo... Misterr Biad?
Dis is Jonatan from the very very British Internet Providings company that you use.
Can you tells me please what troubles you have been indicating of having with your internet providings?
Ah yes.... for only forty nine dollar ninety five I can reset the friggety widger to speeds up your providings today, all I need is your accounts number sorts code and personal usings PIN number...."
PS - I forgot to say that I USED to deal with cold callers by being OVERLY interested in what they were selling...
Putting on my best Lesley Philips "Ding Dong!!" accent....
"Ohhh yessss! Double Glazing you saaay?? Ooohhhh I do love a nice bit of UPVC in the morning,....ding dongggg!"
Getting more and MORE aroused as the conversation carries on....
Usually only lasts about 2 minutes before they give up!
G